I need book recommendations. Pride & Prejudice is a classic and all, but bitchy Englishmen snubbing chicks is a little overdone.

[Pageturn. Snerk.]

"Fitzwilliam" is a preeetty unfortunate name there, buddy.

[The communicator cuts in to... a beautiful rendition of Richard Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries", played on wine glasses filled with various quantities of water. Halfway through, Deacon strikes the wrong glass, throwing off the entire melody.]

... The fuck am I doing.

[Deacon starts over, and hits the same wrong note. Annoyed, he drops his ( Read more... )